Bitch, I go to work.

Too pretty for your own good, that's why you destroy everything you touch...

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • What guys say: You're interesting. I want to try and figure you out.
  • What they mean: I can tell you're crazy as fuck and have emotional issues that you've failed to address, but I like crazy bitches.

My mind is IKEA.: Another comment...

youcantuseconjunctionsinurls:

Let it be known, I like this fucker’s name. But I didn’t write the post. I like vagina.

JustAJoe1

I read through some of these articles, and as a gay man I have some statements to make to several of them:
1. I don’t give a crap about getting a marriage license from the state
2. If I want my…

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Sir Michael Rocks

—Face Down

kidkoni:

estrella-fuego:

featuringlilwayne:

Sir Michael Rocks-Face Down

This goes on the list of songs with mellow beats I need to make out and have sex to.

YESSSSS. This is niiiice. And so is Sir Michael’s face. UNF.

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*whistles*

*whistles*